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[you_tried]

wait how much younger

because

that's not necessarily a problem

[lasthugs]

Um still young enough to feel self conscious answering it???

but um depending on your age not even ten years I guess

[you_tried]

but you're still doing it, huh
sounds kind of like you like him getting weird about it
a little bit

[you_tried]

I'm just saying
I'm open minded

[lasthugs]

god you're not like

my nephews' boss again or anything right because i've done that already, never again

[khajidont]

Oh my god are you actually making short jokes at me right now

[Jaime you hypocrite you were JUST MAKING FUN OF SOMEONE FOR BEING TALL]

LMAO no one has ever called him on this before, i love it

[earnedmystripes]

[. . .]

eh??
what makes you say that

[He absolutely likes it. Tsunderes are literally his type.]

[you_tried]

no ma'am I'm my own boss and that's about it
not cut out for management

did that make things weird? I bet it did

[kendo_taisho]

I'M GONNA PROCESS IT AND FIGURE OUT WHO KILLED TH' GUY

jeez, it's like ye've never talked to a detective before

[you_tried]

you started it!

[you_tried]

detectives don't usually talk to me

[khajidont]

No I didn't!

[khajidont]

Okay maybe I did but you're supposed to be the older, wiser, more mature one here

[you_tried]

no one has ever called me those things

and you know what happens when you make assumptions
you make an ass out of u and mption

[khajidont]

You could always try to be those things. It's important to have goals in life

including not using suffixes as nouns

[Look, he passed his high school exams and has the basic knowledge of words to prove it...!]

[you_tried]

otherwise you'd quit

and you definitely wouldn't buy him ears

[you_tried]

that last one is a low bar
then again the self-help books do say to set achievable goals

[khajidont]

Well you've already got the older one down pat so that just leaves wise and mature left to work on

[lasthugs]

I felt so bad but he was nice about it

I mean when we first met we got pumpkin spice all over each other so there was no impression to destroy anyway but it was weird

[earnedmystripes]

you gotta admit the ears are pretty hilarious
i mean even without the joke
barnaby is the sorta guy whos made for rabbit ears
hes all composed and dignified and crap

[self-awareness that tsunderes are his type??? nah]

[kendo_taisho]

gee I wonder why

really? well, they usually don't talk to civilians unless yer involved in a case

[you_tried]

yeah, sure, it's funny
but that's my whole point

[you_tried]

a lot of people like pumpkin spice
I guess not as accidental body wash though

[earnedmystripes]

i dont get it

[lasthugs]

That'll be like a rip off of old spice almost
old spice autumn version?