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[you_tried]

Congratulations! You've reached Booster Gold! I'm probably saving the world right now, but your call is important to me. Leave a brief but adoring message and I'll get right back to you.

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Comments

[you_tried]

... well. Uh. Thanks.

I'll try not to yell. But if he deserves it I'm definitely going to.

[khajidont]

He'll probably deserve it.

[He's still sour. He's going to be sour for a while yet.]

I mean, I've already yelled at him. And I don't do that!

[He sounds almost offended that Hal made him lose his temper. How dare he. That's even worse than attacking him!]

[you_tried]

... I was expecting an entirely different kind of question. Uh. Hmm.

I actually don't know of anyone doing super-tailoring around here. You'd think someone would be, though, right?

[boobwindow]

I know of one tailor, but... things are a little awkward between us right now.

[ A sigh. ]

Who maintains your suit? Do you do it yourself?

[you_tried]

that sounds like Wally all right

wait a sec
why did he think she was in the League but not me?
he doesn't even LIKE me! he could have at least yelled in my direction first

[ of all the things to get offended about... ]

[khajidont]

Please don't tell me you're actually offended he didn't call and yell at you instead

[you_tried]

Oh, no, nonono. It's way too complicated. Lucky for me, mine's pretty sturdy, since, you know, future technology and all that. It's a lot of electronics and stuff, which is why I've been having Ted patch up the little things here. But if it's actual clothes, then... don't... have Ted touch actual clothes.

Uh. That's not so helpful, I guess. So you messed yours up pretty bad?

[you_tried]

only a little

[khajidont]

Don't be dumb

[GOD, BOOSTER.]

Wait why doesn't he like you?

[you_tried]

beats me

I'm fantastically lovable

maybe he has bad taste

[khajidont]

Oh is it just cuz you say stuff like that?

[you_tried]

wow, SASSY

maybe he just doesn't like the competition for biggest ego

[khajidont]

Whoa and you're calling me sassy.

[Are you making fun of a sixteen year old boy, booster.]

So what I'm getting is that you guys just bicker. When he drew you as a carrot I figured you guys had

you know

repartee

[aviate]

[And there's his chance to figure this out once and for all.]

Was Guy there too?

[boobwindow]

Being power nullified and then smashed into the ground by a big green guy took a toll on the costume.

[you_tried]

I admit, it's kind of hard to picture.

[you_tried]

Sure was.

[aviate]

That irresponsible son of a--

[If Guy ever shows his face around here, Hal is killing him. He is going to throttle him for putting him through months of stress and worry that there was going to be an attempted alien invasion and he couldn't do anything because he started using the Flash kids as a shield.]

That's all I wanted to know, thanks.

[And then he hangs up because he's an asshole.]

[you_tried]

... Well, fine, I didn't want to talk to you anyway. Hang up on Booster Gold grumblegrumble...

[you_tried]

repartee doesn't involve sexy carrots

[you_tried]

Yikes.

That's why you gotta keep a closet full of those things.

[boobwindow]

If I trusted anyone to help me with the costume. Kanaya's great, but she slips up every now and then with my identity.

[khajidont]

It could if you wanted it to.

Drawn sexy carrots I mean not actual sexy carrots because if those are ever involved I never want to know

[you_tried]

you kids these days and your wild ideas about vegetables

[you_tried]

Oh. [ That's an audible wince. ] That's no good. It's still weird how many people here don't really get the whole superhero thing.