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I would like to discuss house rules. I've drawn up a list.

[ She was half-expecting a ridiculous message before the beep. A sigh is heard before she speaks. ]

Hey, it's me. There's something I should bring up with you. [ A beat. ] Get back to me when you can.

[Well hey, Booster, how's it going, buddy? Need some more time to adjust?

Too bad, because now you have an antsy kid to deal with, just a few days after Ted Kord's arrival.]

Hey so

[Is your best friend from after his death or before? Wow, he feels insensitive. They don't teach this crap in etiquette classes. Ughhh this was a bad idea. Ughhh.]

Sorry if the timing is bad or whatever but I feel like I should be asking you a couple of things.

[Or just the one, really.]

So like everyone from back home knows who you are right?

[This is going somewhere, he swears.]

Sooooo that Clark Kent guy told me something about one of the guys in the justice league wiping another member's memories

So would you be able to tell me what ted would like for christmas?

[Have you ever tried to wrap clothing without a box before? Have you ever tried to wrap a large piece of clothing without a box before? It's all lumpy and unwieldy and turns into a mass that's more tape than paper, but that's exactly what the package Booster receives is. It looks disgusting. The note taped to it says, Sorry, I couldn't find a box. Merry Christmas anyway! -Jaime

...somehow, he managed to find a box for Ted, whose much neater package is sitting on top, but surely Booster won't care about that! Inside is, as discussed, a very soft robe of a gaudy yellow. Merry Christmas, Booster!]

[Attached is an image labeled as whyme.png. It's a Booster Gold Mancalendar.]

What did I do to deserve this

[Okay, so. He needs an adult.

Congratulations on being an adult, Booster.]

So

Apparently a serial killer knows where I live

[That's it, that's the text.]

Hey are you free for a little while I need to yell at someone

So I may have told Wally about the space thing because

[He got riled up.]

because it came up and apparently he yelled at pg before I could tell him not to? I mean it didn't really occur to me that he'd start yelling about it. But I don't even think pg knows that it happened so

What I'm saying here is I'm sorry if you get yelled at but also it's totally not my fault. I don't think there's going to be any yelling? pg doesn't seem very yelly but I feel like you needed a heads up

In case of yelling

[He doesn't know Power Girl very well.]

[He's had conflicting experiences with literally everyone else on Jaime so he figures he might as well go to the person with the greatest interest in this.

This whole thing has been exhausting and he hates that he's somehow the bad guy for having no good reason to take him at his word.]

Booster, I know you're not saving the world so call me back as soon as possible. I need your incredibly invested in Ted opinion.

Booster? It's Karen. This is probably going to be a weird question, but I'm not... sure who to ask.

Call me back when you're available.

why does jaime like you so much are you bribing him

or blackmailing him
what would you even blackmail him with i bet he hasnt even so much as jaywalked in the course of his entire life

Edited 2015-05-02 22:37 (UTC)

[after this and lbh probably after this too]

if blue asks i ran off to become a toothpaste actor

[This is like the third conversation they've ever had but hey. Enjoy the complete lack of context!]

How much sodium do you think the human body can handle

Hey are you any good at acting like a serious hero?

I mean you got the hero part down and everything but serious isn't really your thing

hey u know who reverse flash is right
eobard thawne professor zoom whatever

bc hes here hes going by dr harrison wells so
be aware i guess

Sooooo I'm kinda supposed to tell you a few things.

I feel like I should apologize that I keep on involving you in all my stuff

[And he has so much stuff, Booster. What a headache.]

Booster.

[ Said in the kind of tone put on when a child is about to find themselves grounded. ]

BATMAN HAS LOST HIS GODDAMN MIND

I just don't understand how he's so freakishly tall

Like were people secretly injecting him with testosterone in the womb but instead of freaky muscles he just got tall and a big brain?

[...he sends to the guy who stands at 6'5".]

[attached: a photo. of rabbit ears. and a tail.]

im gonna get you these for your birthday

Edited 2015-10-04 01:44 (UTC)

sometimes you just want to cuddle with something that's bigger than a fat cat you know???

Ye'd better be getting this. I checked three damn times that I hit yer comm instead of someone else's.

The body is getting colder and I can only stall the police so long before I have to get out there. Need yer expertise.

Edited 2015-10-04 13:21 (UTC)

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[text] hi I am so so sorry for everything that will be going on in your life

voice mail

text; it's just from one trainwreck to another for you isn't it

text

text; oh god i'm sorry for dragging you into infinite crisis

HOGS YOUR INBOX FOREVER no rush to answer this I know you're everywhere

not here (I hope you realize the last three threads in your inbox were me I'M SORRY)