Congratulations! You've reached Booster Gold! I'm probably saving the world right now, but your call is important to me. Leave a brief but adoring message and I'll get right back to you.
[Merry Christmas, you big nerd. Insert: one package including an obnoxiously yellow, glittery bath bomb that will stain the walls of the bathroom with glitter for weeks, and one of the face creams he mentioned in his panel for skincare. He'd tried to be original, but telling the clerks "yeah, he's really into how he looks so what should I get? What? No, he's not gay, he's just really metrosexual... probably." didn't get him very far.
Enclosed is a little book from the dollar store with public photos of Ted and Booster that Jaime has seen through the Scarab's eyes and are, as a result, not the best quality. But they're there nonetheless, with Ted and Booster's very young faces shoved inside.
The note says:
Merry Christmas!
I saw that thing that Skeets did for you back home, but you don't exactly have Skeets or access to any of this stuff while you're here, so I figured you could use a few pictures here too. Sorry they're kind of grainy. If I'd remembered this place maybe I would have actually scanned them!
[ Ted's sprawled on the couch with a giant plate of cookies and a box neatly wrapped in sparkly blue paper, some tacky holiday special on the TV, and he's already one beer in. ]
[After receiving Ted's very generous gift. Of course Hal is going to jump to Booster, we don't talk about reboot Ted and Guy probably shittalked Booster enough that it compounds the negative image of him Hal's gained here.]
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