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[you_tried]

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[khajidont]

Is that a request for me to count more question marks?

[khajidont]

101 ftr

[you_tried]

and every single one of them was grossed out

[khajidont]

It's not really that gross. It's 100% sanitary. It's probably more sanitary than your suit after you touch a doorknob

[you_tried]

I'm not a doctor but that sounds wrong to me

[khajidont]

It's like how sometimes you get things that say made from 100% recycled material on them. It's from like old water bottles and junk that people totally put their lips on and everything but it's totally clean

[you_tried]

you sound pretty sure about that

[khajidont]

Hey the Scarab doesn't lie. I don't think it gets the concept

[you_tried]

so maybe it's not a liar but how's its concept of personal hygiene is what I want to know

[khajidont]

The scientific one

Which means there aren't any germs being passed around or anything. I didn't know you'd be so grossed out by this

[you_tried]

it's just a lot to take in!!!

[khajidont]

I'm 100% sure you've encountered weirder things than suits made of body waste

Oh. I guess it really does sound gross when I put it like that

[you_tried]

weirder, yes. grosser... okay, probably also yes

(but I assure you I complained about those things, too)

you're enjoying this, aren't you?

[khajidont]

Maybe a little bit

[you_tried]

maybe a whole lot

[khajidont]

Or I could be covering up how deeply you've hurt my feelings by being grossed out by me

[you_tried]

I'm not grossed out by YOU

I'm grossed out by your OUTFIT

[khajidont]

Which happens to be a part of me.

I'm very sensitive you know

[you_tried]

it happens to be the gross part of you

deal with it

[khajidont]

And you've got all the same gross parts inside of you.

We're all just made of stardust etc etc

[you_tried]

kumbaya, saliva lad

[khajidont]

I'm glad that we've bonded over mankind's universal disgustingness

text; oh god i'm sorry for dragging you into infinite crisis

[khajidont]

Sooooo that Clark Kent guy told me something about one of the guys in the justice league wiping another member's memories

[you_tried]

[ It's several long minutes before Booster manages to type out even this much of a reply. ]

Oh boy...