IC CONTACT
Congratulations! You've reached Booster Gold! I'm probably saving the world right now, but your call is important to me. Leave a brief but adoring message and I'll get right back to you.
( text | call | email | voicemail | action )
Congratulations! You've reached Booster Gold! I'm probably saving the world right now, but your call is important to me. Leave a brief but adoring message and I'll get right back to you.
( text | call | email | voicemail | action )
[text] hi I am so so sorry for everything that will be going on in your life
![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
glassinine
2014-02-26 05:29 pm (UTC)(link)
I would like to discuss house rules. I've drawn up a list.
1. There is a strict noise curfew of 11:00 pm. No noise after this point will be tolerated.
2. There will be no entry into my room without my express permission.
3. All messes in common areas must be cleaned. I will not police your private space, but shared areas are not to be dirtied.
4. This goes as well for the kitchen. If you use a dish, clean a dish.
5. Any food left in the refrigerator for upwards of seven days will be thrown out, with the exception of condiments and pickled goods.
6. Trash will be separated from recycling. Familiarize yourself with recyclable goods. You have no moral excuse for throwing away what might be recycled.
7. The door will be locked behind you upon leaving.
8. Guests must be pre-approved by the majority of housemates. Any overnight guests must be pre-approved by all housemates.
9. There will be no destruction of furniture or appliances. Any damage incurred must be repaired at the expensive of the one who caused it.
10. Familiarize yourself with the chore wheel.
11. Goods held in common (e.g., toilet tissue) will be purchased in a cycle. I will begin. All subsequent purchases must be of an approximately equal amount. You will not have discharged your duty by purchasing a single roll of toilet tissue.
12. Anyone taking an absence from the household should inform the others. This way we will know if you are merely traveling or have gone missing.
13. Keep use of the television to a minimum.
14. Do not curse.
15. Do not smoke.
2. There will be no entry into my room without my express permission.
3. All messes in common areas must be cleaned. I will not police your private space, but shared areas are not to be dirtied.
4. This goes as well for the kitchen. If you use a dish, clean a dish.
5. Any food left in the refrigerator for upwards of seven days will be thrown out, with the exception of condiments and pickled goods.
6. Trash will be separated from recycling. Familiarize yourself with recyclable goods. You have no moral excuse for throwing away what might be recycled.
7. The door will be locked behind you upon leaving.
8. Guests must be pre-approved by the majority of housemates. Any overnight guests must be pre-approved by all housemates.
9. There will be no destruction of furniture or appliances. Any damage incurred must be repaired at the expensive of the one who caused it.
10. Familiarize yourself with the chore wheel.
11. Goods held in common (e.g., toilet tissue) will be purchased in a cycle. I will begin. All subsequent purchases must be of an approximately equal amount. You will not have discharged your duty by purchasing a single roll of toilet tissue.
12. Anyone taking an absence from the household should inform the others. This way we will know if you are merely traveling or have gone missing.
13. Keep use of the television to a minimum.
14. Do not curse.
15. Do not smoke.
Do you object to any of these points, and would you like to add anything to them?
It rots the brain and raises blood pressure. One would be well-advised to avoid the infernal device.
Given that it's your self-assessment versus science, I'm siding with science.
Thank you, I will, with pride and gladness. Science has done much for humanity - I suspect rather more than you yourself have.
In that it eradicated polio and smallpox, helped us travel into outer space, and has saved countless lives...yes, it might have helped.
Edgeworth. And none, but that's not the point.
Technically, according to this idiotic tattoo, so am I.
But believe everything I'm told by a hyperactive egotist?
That does seem to be an object of constant study by you.
[ She was half-expecting a ridiculous message before the beep. A sigh is heard before she speaks. ]
Hey, it's me. There's something I should bring up with you. [ A beat. ] Get back to me when you can.
Hey, it's me. There's something I should bring up with you. [ A beat. ] Get back to me when you can.
Hey.
[ Awkward. ]
... Not actually sure how to put this.
[ Awkward. ]
... Not actually sure how to put this.
Page 1 of 28