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[you_tried]

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[boobwindow]

I guess I'm way overdue for one.

[you_tried]

wait what
are we gossiping about me or

[you_tried]

whoa buddy I didn't know you felt that way

[earnedmystripes]

[???????????????]

what
felt what
what are you talking about bun

[oh]

oops
i seriously need to just turn off my phone this is ridiculous

[you_tried]

you totally totally are
so just tell me when and I'll get my guy to book the trip
(my guy is the internet)

text;

[lasthugs]

sometimes you just want to cuddle with something that's bigger than a fat cat you know???

[you_tried]

[ wait is this someone he knows or someone he met and forgot about or is it a wrong number or is it—

well, it doesn't matter, Booster Gold Understands You™ and Really Wants Attention™ ]

I KNOW :(
they make those giant sized body pillows but it's just not the same

1/???

[lasthugs]

[wait this isn't the number she sent it to]




[who is this]

2/

[lasthugs]

[gosh no seriously WHO IS THIS she definitely doesn't recognize it she didn't send anything super bad right???]

3/

[lasthugs]

[ok ok he's only talking about body pillows and she only mentioned cuddles, who was she even sending this to


oh but thank goodness]

/4

[lasthugs]

[oh whatever she can roll with it]

ugh pillows just don't DO
long time since you got a cuddle too??

[you_tried]

I promise I'm not laughing at you
(okay maybe a little)

soooooo who's "bun," huh?

[boobwindow]

Can you just up and leave your job for a week? What is it you do again?
Anytime in October works for me, just before Halloween.

[you_tried]

you might say I'm in the middle of a dry spell
searching for a cuddle oasis

[lasthugs]

So what you're saying is you want to cuddle, I want to cuddle

actually first of all whats your name?? (o゜ー゜o)??

[you_tried]

Booster Gold!
you might know me from the cereal boxes

who is THIS?

[you_tried]

I'm basically a spokesmodel
so I could just schedule photoshoots and filming around it, no big deal
I'll make it work

[boobwindow]

Wow, a job tailored to your ego.
I'll set aside some time at work.
Where do you want to go? Hawaii? The Bahamas?

text;

[kendo_taisho]

Ye'd better be getting this. I checked three damn times that I hit yer comm instead of someone else's.

The body is getting colder and I can only stall the police so long before I have to get out there. Need yer expertise.

[earnedmystripes]

bunny!
barnaby
brooks jr
you know, blond, lots of curls, green eyes, glasses
i call him bunny
he gets huffy when i make rabbit jokes


[and then you had to go make it weird Mr. Booster Gold!!!!!!]

[khajidont]

[...whoops.]

If I did text you to gossip about you would you join in?

[you_tried]

um obviously
it's me, remember?

[you_tried]

wait

what

is this a confession

WHO DID YOU KILL???

[you_tried]

my vote is on Hawaii because it's further away

[khajidont]

So what you're saying is that I can just hit you up like

Hey you're freakishly tall

And you'd join in?