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[you_tried]

[ wait is this someone he knows or someone he met and forgot about or is it a wrong number or is it—

well, it doesn't matter, Booster Gold Understands You™ and Really Wants Attention™ ]

I KNOW :(
they make those giant sized body pillows but it's just not the same

1/???

[lasthugs]

[wait this isn't the number she sent it to]




[who is this]

2/

[lasthugs]

[gosh no seriously WHO IS THIS she definitely doesn't recognize it she didn't send anything super bad right???]

3/

[lasthugs]

[ok ok he's only talking about body pillows and she only mentioned cuddles, who was she even sending this to


oh but thank goodness]

/4

[lasthugs]

[oh whatever she can roll with it]

ugh pillows just don't DO
long time since you got a cuddle too??

[you_tried]

you might say I'm in the middle of a dry spell
searching for a cuddle oasis

[lasthugs]

So what you're saying is you want to cuddle, I want to cuddle

actually first of all whats your name?? (o゜ー゜o)??

[you_tried]

Booster Gold!
you might know me from the cereal boxes

who is THIS?

[lasthugs]

Oh is that your superhero name? I think I might've seen you!

And my name is Cass! Just Cass, nice to meet you :))

[you_tried]

I'm hard to miss!
shiny, star on the chest, objectively great hair

nice to meet you too :D :D :D

... wait you're an adult right
this isn't weird right
it's just someone told me only teenagers use emoticons

1/

[lasthugs]

Objectively? Wow, facts aside, the confidence is pretty charming!

And wow yes adults use them too!

2/

[lasthugs]

wait

/3

[lasthugs]

You are one too right omg????

[you_tried]

I'm 30something
it's not weird!!!

[lasthugs]

Oh boy you're still younger than me


but you're right. it's not weird. not as weird as it could've been

[you_tried]

wait how much younger

because

that's not necessarily a problem

[lasthugs]

Um still young enough to feel self conscious answering it???

but um depending on your age not even ten years I guess

[you_tried]

I'm just saying
I'm open minded

[lasthugs]

god you're not like

my nephews' boss again or anything right because i've done that already, never again

[you_tried]

no ma'am I'm my own boss and that's about it
not cut out for management

did that make things weird? I bet it did

[lasthugs]

I felt so bad but he was nice about it

I mean when we first met we got pumpkin spice all over each other so there was no impression to destroy anyway but it was weird

[you_tried]

a lot of people like pumpkin spice
I guess not as accidental body wash though

[lasthugs]

That'll be like a rip off of old spice almost
old spice autumn version?