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[you_tried]

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[boobwindow]

I'm good with Hawaii.
Lots of sun is perfect.

[kendo_taisho]

what?

no

I DIDN'T KILL ANYONE
WHY WOULD YA EVEN THINK THAT

[you_tried]

YOU'RE THE ONE WHO WANTS TO HIDE A BODY!!!

[lasthugs]

Oh is that your superhero name? I think I might've seen you!

And my name is Cass! Just Cass, nice to meet you :))

[kendo_taisho]

I DON'T NEED TO HIDE A DAMN BODY!!

[you_tried]

I'm hard to miss!
shiny, star on the chest, objectively great hair

nice to meet you too :D :D :D

... wait you're an adult right
this isn't weird right
it's just someone told me only teenagers use emoticons

[you_tried]

I would argue freakish
and say
maybe



hang on I'm googling the thesaurus

[you_tried]

well maybe if he didn't want rabbit jokes
he should have gone back in time and stopped his parents from naming him bunny

[ what is reading comprehension ]

1/

[lasthugs]

Objectively? Wow, facts aside, the confidence is pretty charming!

And wow yes adults use them too!

2/

[lasthugs]

wait

/3

[lasthugs]

You are one too right omg????

[you_tried]

I'm 30something
it's not weird!!!

[khajidont]

What are you even thesaurusing for

unusual?

[earnedmystripes]

[ssssquints?]

uh
its a nickname
like i said his real name is barnaby

[lasthugs]

Oh boy you're still younger than me


but you're right. it's not weird. not as weird as it could've been

[you_tried]

WELL YOU SHOULD HAVE SAID THAT

[you_tried]

no more like

glorious
sublime
magnificent

[you_tried]

well that's way dorkier
bunny's better

[khajidont]

Complimenting yourself doesn't count as gossiping about yourself Booster. You have to pull out the trash talk

Also I wasn't talking about you in the first place but another friend of mine who's around your height. I tried putting him in a headlock and he practically had to bend in half

[you_tried]

oh then yeah no life's too short for that

and you're tiny so that's no surprise
who? do I know him? is he cool? prettier than me?

[khajidont]

I am not tiny I am NORMAL SIZED

[earnedmystripes]

[well tbf he is a giant nerd who talks to his plants, pretends to be an opera conductor when he listens to music, and uses fabric softener on the plush rabbit toy Kotetsu got him for his birthday a couple years ago. Not that Kotetsu knows any of this. Alas.]

right?
he doesnt get prickly about me calling him that anymore but for some reason he still gets weird about the rabbit jokes
which are pretty awesome if you ask me
what a waste
why is the world so cruel

[kendo_taisho]

WHO IMMEDIATELY THINKS THAT THOUGH

[you_tried]

are you making your letters big so you feel taller?

[you_tried]

WELL WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO WITH IT??????