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[you_tried]

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[you_tried]

no more like

glorious
sublime
magnificent

[khajidont]

Complimenting yourself doesn't count as gossiping about yourself Booster. You have to pull out the trash talk

Also I wasn't talking about you in the first place but another friend of mine who's around your height. I tried putting him in a headlock and he practically had to bend in half

[you_tried]

oh then yeah no life's too short for that

and you're tiny so that's no surprise
who? do I know him? is he cool? prettier than me?

[khajidont]

I am not tiny I am NORMAL SIZED

[you_tried]

are you making your letters big so you feel taller?

[khajidont]

Oh my god are you actually making short jokes at me right now

[Jaime you hypocrite you were JUST MAKING FUN OF SOMEONE FOR BEING TALL]

[you_tried]

you started it!

[khajidont]

No I didn't!

[khajidont]

Okay maybe I did but you're supposed to be the older, wiser, more mature one here

[you_tried]

no one has ever called me those things

and you know what happens when you make assumptions
you make an ass out of u and mption

[khajidont]

You could always try to be those things. It's important to have goals in life

including not using suffixes as nouns

[Look, he passed his high school exams and has the basic knowledge of words to prove it...!]

[you_tried]

that last one is a low bar
then again the self-help books do say to set achievable goals

[khajidont]

Well you've already got the older one down pat so that just leaves wise and mature left to work on