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He knocked while trying to yell at everyone in my house that they were harboring an intergalactic criminal which is untrue and also a little weird because where would he have taken me anyway? I'm pretty sure oa isn't a thing here and regular jails wouldn't take me so he'd be on his own there
Is that why everyone's surprised when I try talking to them?
I guess he could put you in a little green hamster ball for a while, but the constant supervision would get old fast
and probably. I mean so far it hasn't worked out so great, but maybe it will eventually. sometimes you just don't want to have to punch a guy in the face before you've even had your coffee, you know?
No no I'm talking normal people. I expected that dude in a snake suit to be ready for face punching (snake man??) but like robbers? They keep on pulling tiny knives on me
actually the shiny parts don't serve any purpose besides looking awesome. like superman's red underwear but cool instead of eyebrow raising (at least I don't think there's a point to those. if there is I don't want to know)
but uhhhh the whole thing's kind of futurey metal i guess. in a way. it's basically a high tech microwave
[...Does Booster not like Superman either? Who doesn't like Superman?]
I think Superman's costume falls under the same category as like 90% of superheroes. Everything's for show. I never thought much about the underwear
[UNLIKE YOU, BOOSTER.]
That's really cool though! I know people talk a lot about being able to make metal small and flexible enough to put into clothing for protection so I guess they were bound to succeed by your time. Is it actually lightweight or do you have to use the superstrength in the suit to walk around in it
Oh yeah it's actually really cool. I'm not sure how it all works exactly but since it's inside of me it can't use any outside material so the suit's 100% organic
Like saliva and dead skin cells types of organic matter
I bet they use it all the time on their home planet. There's probably a ton of recycling potential in this kind of technology! I bet they don't even need landfills
[Yes, conservation is all he's getting out of this awesome technology.]
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