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Comments

[khajidont]

I'm pretty sure literally no one would hire me to talk to at risk youth

[He would get eaten alive.]

But sure I'll keep it in my repe

repar

I have no idea how to spell that word but you know what I mean. Did you ever have to give any of those speeches?

[you_tried]

HAVE TO makes it sound like part of a community service sentence

[khajidont]

I get that it's technically a good thing to do but does anyone actually want to do it? Seriously

[you_tried]

someone must

don't think they'd appreciate my sparkle though

SPeAKING OF SUBJECT CHANGES

[khajidont]

You know I've always kind of wondered about that

Why is your suit so shiny? Is there futurey metal sewn into it or is it just like decoration

[you_tried]

actually the shiny parts don't serve any purpose besides looking awesome. like superman's red underwear but cool instead of eyebrow raising (at least I don't think there's a point to those. if there is I don't want to know)

but uhhhh the whole thing's kind of futurey metal i guess. in a way. it's basically a high tech microwave

MICROWAVE

MICRO.

WEAVE.

[khajidont]

[...Does Booster not like Superman either? Who doesn't like Superman?]

I think Superman's costume falls under the same category as like 90% of superheroes. Everything's for show. I never thought much about the underwear

[UNLIKE YOU, BOOSTER.]

That's really cool though! I know people talk a lot about being able to make metal small and flexible enough to put into clothing for protection so I guess they were bound to succeed by your time. Is it actually lightweight or do you have to use the superstrength in the suit to walk around in it

Am I asking too many questions

[Sorry, Boost. Nerdery runs in the Beetle line.]

[you_tried]

it's fine, I love talking about myself

it's as lightweight as regular clothes! super comfy. the only downside is that it's reeeeally hard to fix when it gets busted up

what about yours? the scarab handles all that for you, right?

[khajidont]

Huh. Neat.

Oh yeah it's actually really cool. I'm not sure how it all works exactly but since it's inside of me it can't use any outside material so the suit's 100% organic

[you_tried]

wait what

[khajidont]

Organic matter? What part of this is confusing

[you_tried]

what kind of organic matter

[khajidont]

Like saliva and dead skin cells types of organic matter

I bet they use it all the time on their home planet. There's probably a ton of recycling potential in this kind of technology! I bet they don't even need landfills

[Yes, conservation is all he's getting out of this awesome technology.]

[you_tried]

YOU'RE WEARING SALIVA?????????????

[khajidont]

That's a lot of question marks

13 question marks

[you_tried]

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[khajidont]

Is that a request for me to count more question marks?

[khajidont]

101 ftr

[you_tried]

and every single one of them was grossed out

[khajidont]

It's not really that gross. It's 100% sanitary. It's probably more sanitary than your suit after you touch a doorknob

[you_tried]

I'm not a doctor but that sounds wrong to me

[khajidont]

It's like how sometimes you get things that say made from 100% recycled material on them. It's from like old water bottles and junk that people totally put their lips on and everything but it's totally clean

[you_tried]

you sound pretty sure about that

[khajidont]

Hey the Scarab doesn't lie. I don't think it gets the concept

[you_tried]

so maybe it's not a liar but how's its concept of personal hygiene is what I want to know