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[you_tried]

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[boobwindow]

She has been around them much longer than some here, too...

[ She flops over on her couch. ]

Ergh, I'll find someone if I can't salvage the thing myself.

[you_tried]

Maybe someone'll show up with the power of super-tailoring.

[boobwindow]

That actually might be possible considering the the Porter.

[ She pauses. ]

... so you've been alright, I take it? Didn't get caught up in other imPorts acting out violently?

[you_tried]

Nah, I wasn't around for anyone I knew going nuts. Which I guess is a good thing? I dunno, I don't... really know how to deal with brainwashing.

[ He still sounds vaguely guilty, though, like he wishes there was more he could have done. ]

[boobwindow]

Knocking them upside the head didn't seem to work. I wasn't sure myself. They did quite a number in Heropa from what I hear.

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[runningstart]

why does jaime like you so much are you bribing him

or blackmailing him
what would you even blackmail him with i bet he hasnt even so much as jaywalked in the course of his entire life

[you_tried]

one time he accidentally dropped a candy wrapper and it blew away before he could catch it

he's been consumed with littering guilt ever since

naturally I'm exploiting it

[runningstart]

did he cry one single perfect tear while 'is this the world we created' by queen plays softly in the background

[you_tried]

and an eagle flew off into the cold sunset, disappointed

[runningstart]

i once saw him step on an ant and then perform a sikh burial for it with two thousand attendees

[you_tried]

he apologized to a tree once for making an insensitive "leaf me alone" joke

[runningstart]

he makes everything out of recycled materials

even his clothes
his OWN recycled material im not kidding

[you_tried]

why did you have to remind me

[runningstart]

GOD DID HE ACTUALLY TELL YOU

LIKE HES PROUD OF IT OR SOMETHING
HE WIELDS IT LIKE ITS ONE OF HIS GREATEST ACHIEVEMENTS I JUST

[you_tried]

DOES HE TELL EVERYONE?

because if I were in his beetley shoes I would keep that a secret
forever
just saying

[runningstart]

right not a WORD

thats the kind of stuff you take with you to the grave

but no he delights in it theres something wrong with that boy

[you_tried]

he says it's totally sanitary like it isn't still WEIRD

what WOULD his mama say?

[runningstart]

shed probably disown him tbh i mean moms are the ones who tell you to take a bath when you dont want to and pick up after yourself and dont you DARE eat that off the floor young man

shed make him scrub down every time he suited up

[you_tried]

and "not in front of company"

[runningstart]

oh dude have you SEEN him suit up its so gross

[you_tried]

have I seen it?

buddy, I was there the FIRST time

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[moded]

[after this and lbh probably after this too]

if blue asks i ran off to become a toothpaste actor

[This is like the third conversation they've ever had but hey. Enjoy the complete lack of context!]

[moded]

oh
this is impulse

[AS IF THE TEXT and the attached name ITSELF WOULDN'T HAVE GIVEN THAT AWAY]

[runningstart]

you shouldve nipped that in the bud

put a paper bag over his head or something

[you_tried]

if I'd had any on me...