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look you're being a punk and you don't deserve this but I'll tell you anyway because I'm amazing
it's kind of a weird situation
I'm well me and Beetles
there's history
that's why I was there when he first started with the whole spine bug thing (which was news to me too) I wish I could say I helped him figure stuff out but he handled most of it on his own
it's not like he needs me but he's a good kid and I like him that's it
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buddy, I was there the FIRST time
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put a paper bag over his head or something
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so are you blackmailing him bc honestly i could see it
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isn't that what a blackmailer would do?
honest question I have no idea
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uh
seriously why
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plus i mean ur like what thirty years older than him thats weird too
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(try 20)
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look you're being a punk and you don't deserve this but I'll tell you anyway because I'm amazing
it's kind of a weird situation
I'm
well
me and Beetles
there's history
that's why I was there when he first started with the whole spine bug thing
(which was news to me too)
I wish I could say I helped him figure stuff out but he handled most of it on his own
it's not like he needs me
but he's a good kid and I like him
that's it
boring story no blackmail sorry
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right yeah
i guess it makes sense youd feel responsible for him ok
i will allow you to dad him
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not a dad thing
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he already has a perfectly good ACTUAL family
no need to bring superheroes into it
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superheroes dont make good family or something
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and the superheroes
I know you Flashes are all pretty much related
one big speedy family
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because it SOUNDED like you were implying that superheroes are homewreckers
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can't deny it
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are you the exception?
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