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[you_tried]

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Comments

[runningstart]

LOOK WHOS TALKING

dont throw stones in stripper houses u carrot

[you_tried]

aaaand we're back to vegetables

[you_tried]

but seriously I don't have a secret identity

[runningstart]

so ur rents just named you booster gold huh

were u conceived in vegas

[you_tried]

doesn't matter what they named me, I won't be born for centuries
also I'm a celebrity
that's like Beyonce having a secret identity

[runningstart]

PLEASE

YOU WISH YOU WERE HALF AS AMAZING AS BEYONCE

[you_tried]

actually

yeah

I do

[runningstart]

you and everybody else in the world