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[you_tried]

leaning towards no now

[khajidont]

so what I'm getting here is that you're not way into udder tassels

[you_tried]

please tell me this is putting you off the jerky

[khajidont]

Already bought it

Also we're in the middle of freaking nowhere and the only food around is gas station jerky heaven apparently so I mean at least it's technically protein

[you_tried]

well if all that jerky makes you grow a handlebar mustache and a gut don't say I didn't warn you

[khajidont]

You'll just be jealous of how beautiful my mustache would be