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[khajidont]

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But like

He doesn't actually wear monogrammed sweater vests right?

[you_tried]

and monogrammed sweaters

and probably monogrammed underwear

plus he coordinates his socks and his bowties

[khajidont]

Noooooooooo

Nooooooooooooo

I could have sworn the scarab was just messing with me. I don't know why I took that bet

[you_tried]

I'm sorry I had to be the one to tell you the terrible truth

your hero can't dress himself worth a damn

[khajidont]

[DAMN IT, TED. Jaime made a deal with the Scarab that he would let him play commentator on all the inconsistencies he reads in a week. A week.]

Well I'm still not getting him horrible bowties for christmas just so we're clear

[you_tried]

thank you

I'd have to burn them and then we'd all be sad

okay, for starters: he likes nerd stuff. tech stuff. science stuff. classic movies. comedy. really terrible jokes. i mean absolutely awful. 100% stupid.

and as we already discussed: almost anything with a giant K on it

[khajidont]

[...wow. About 90% of that is stuff that Jaime likes, and that's because he thinks he has a good sense of humour (he doesn't).]

Wow that is actually super helpful

[khajidont]

Thanks!

[you_tried]

Glad to be of service