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Comments

[khajidont]

I already ran into my first alternate universe back home. Wayyyyy ahead of the game

[Take that, Green Arrow!]

Seriously? Awesome. Sprinkles. Always sprinkles

[you_tried]

it's superhero initiation. good thing he's getting it over with early.

sprinkles are the best. the cream filled ones hide sinister secrets

[khajidont]

There's a hierarchy of donuts to be followed here. Chocolate with sprinkles are at the top, cream filled are at the bottom, but a donut of the lowest order is still superior to no donuts

[you_tried]

idk

I'm a donut snob

but Ted would probably agree with you. he's passionate about that kind of thing

[khajidont]

Wait are you saying that if there was a cream donut you just wouldn't eat it?

Ok you have to tell me your hierarchy of donuts now

[you_tried]

chocolate with rainbow sprinkles
not-chocolate with rainbow sprinkles
chocolate with not-rainbow sprinkles
all other kinds of sprinkles

the ranking system gets complicated after that

[khajidont]

I'm fascinated that your ranking includes an additional ranking of sprinkles. Your list is doing double duty

also now I just want donuts

[khajidont]

[A full thirty seconds pass. Jaime has poor impulse control.]

Yeahhhhhhhhhh I'm gonna get some do you want any

[you_tried]

YES

do you think they give discounts if we show up in costume because I'm not above exploiting that

[khajidont]

You show up in costume if you like but I'm not gonna

[you_tried]

seriously? why not?

[khajidont]

It always feels kinda gross when they're all over us. I don't like it

[you_tried]

yeah

I hate to admit it but you're kind of right

I guess I'll pony up the extra few bucks

[khajidont]

That's the spirit. I love being moral but broke

[.........]

other pertinent donut question is if you only want grade a in your hierarhy or a variety

[you_tried]

if you're asking whether I'll accept non-sprinkled donuts, the answer is: if I have to

[khajidont]

yes your majesty

[you_tried]

you have to have standards

[khajidont]

Yes sir

[these donuts are going to be thrown at him.]