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Not that harsh actually. Going AWOL got me a slap on the wrist and they always talks like that's a big deal. Not that I'm complaining bc man I don't want to go to jail again
Super bad timing. You know I'm kidding right? You don't have control over the porter. Unless you do and haven't said anything because then I'll be REALLY mad
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not that kind of crazy anyway
I'm still stuck on the "four months" thing
they're harsh on PLENTY of stuff
but apparently murder gets a slap on the wrist?
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But for murder and stuff? It's ridiculous
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and I wasted my phone call on you you jerk
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damn
I'm really sorry buddy
and I mean that on a lot of levels!
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[No, Jaime, you don't know how to emote over text messages very well.]
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I'm just not normally listed under emergency contacts
man I have bad timing
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yeah I forgot to mention that
need me to pick anything up for you?
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[HE'S ONLY HALF JOKING]
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and this is where i realize booster got too distracted to ask what he went to jail FOR babe
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maybe go mammoth tipping
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[This would honestly be the perfect segue to ask Booster more about time travel, which he's been wanting to do for months, but --
Nah.]