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[runningstart]

whoa hey whoa whoa hey ok now im gonna take actual issue with that because whats that supposed to mean

superheroes dont make good family or something

[you_tried]

depends on the family
and the superheroes

I know you Flashes are all pretty much related

one big speedy family

[runningstart]

we are thank you and we love each other and are awesome so whats the big idea

because it SOUNDED like you were implying that superheroes are homewreckers

[you_tried]

we've been known to throw wrenches into the works
can't deny it

[runningstart]

well

[runningstart]

okay but like

[runningstart]

not ALL superheroes

[you_tried]

lol

are you the exception?

[runningstart]

THERES PLENTY OF HAPPY SUPERHERO FAMILIES ALRIGHT

[you_tried]

okay okay I believe you
jeez

I'm just saying
I don't need to introduce myself into one

calling it a dad thing or an uncle thing or whatever makes me sound

idk

clingy

[runningstart]

or it sounds nice because families are nice

but whatever im just saying super vague 'ive got history with blue beetles' makes it sound like u got beef

[you_tried]

I have the opposite of beef

which I guess is

salad?

[runningstart]

u have vegetarian lifestyle with beetles

[you_tried]

that better not mean something weird in teenager

[runningstart]

im from missouri what the heck could be weird about vegetarians other than them being vegetarians

[you_tried]

what does missouri have to do with anything?

[runningstart]

we dont have vegetarians there i dont know their kind

[you_tried]

really? none?
maybe they're all in hiding

[runningstart]

only ppl who go into hiding are ppl who have something 2 HIDE

[you_tried]

isn't that kind of hypocritical coming from someone with a secret identity?

just sayin

[runningstart]

LOOK WHOS TALKING

dont throw stones in stripper houses u carrot

[you_tried]

aaaand we're back to vegetables

[you_tried]

but seriously I don't have a secret identity

[runningstart]

so ur rents just named you booster gold huh

were u conceived in vegas

[you_tried]

doesn't matter what they named me, I won't be born for centuries
also I'm a celebrity
that's like Beyonce having a secret identity