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[khajidont]

Detachable beard?

[you_tried]

that would be pretty smart

[khajidont]

Failsafe way of keeping the secret ID up. Everyone would be looking for the guy with the beard. He could just be like oh who me? I can't be green arrow. That guy has a beard

[you_tried]

I hate to break it to you, but it's very real

[khajidont]

Darn. I'm actually a little disappointed. My idea was really good

Why does he do it then?

[you_tried]

your idea WAS really good. a way better idea than having a beard like that just because. I have no idea why he does it. that's one of the great mysteries of life

anyway he had no idea who I was so I figure he's either from an alternate universe or he's just a little tiny baby arrow

an arrowling

a little nerf arrow

[khajidont]

omg I'm pretty sure he'd be majorly pissed if you called him that

Different universe, definitely. He was pretty hung up on being arrow not GREEN arrow and apparently he's the first hero in his universe. No justice society. He was a little prickly but I think he was just a little on edge because I dumped the whole alternate universe thing onto him. He seems ok

[you_tried]

note to self: call him that

he seemed grumpy but I guess I interrupted his broody man time or patrol or something

he was also not impressed by my offer of donuts

[khajidont]

I won't dispute his grumpiness. But I think maybe he's just freaked? He wouldn't even shake my hand so I'm not surprised that he wouldn't take food

I always accept donuts just for the record

[you_tried]

aww, baby's first alternate universe
they're so cute at that age

luckily I don't have to buy your approval. but I totally would. sprinkles, y/n?
for future reference

[khajidont]

I already ran into my first alternate universe back home. Wayyyyy ahead of the game

[Take that, Green Arrow!]

Seriously? Awesome. Sprinkles. Always sprinkles

[you_tried]

it's superhero initiation. good thing he's getting it over with early.

sprinkles are the best. the cream filled ones hide sinister secrets

[khajidont]

There's a hierarchy of donuts to be followed here. Chocolate with sprinkles are at the top, cream filled are at the bottom, but a donut of the lowest order is still superior to no donuts

[you_tried]

idk

I'm a donut snob

but Ted would probably agree with you. he's passionate about that kind of thing

[khajidont]

Wait are you saying that if there was a cream donut you just wouldn't eat it?

Ok you have to tell me your hierarchy of donuts now

[you_tried]

chocolate with rainbow sprinkles
not-chocolate with rainbow sprinkles
chocolate with not-rainbow sprinkles
all other kinds of sprinkles

the ranking system gets complicated after that

[khajidont]

I'm fascinated that your ranking includes an additional ranking of sprinkles. Your list is doing double duty

also now I just want donuts

[khajidont]

[A full thirty seconds pass. Jaime has poor impulse control.]

Yeahhhhhhhhhh I'm gonna get some do you want any

[you_tried]

YES

do you think they give discounts if we show up in costume because I'm not above exploiting that

[khajidont]

You show up in costume if you like but I'm not gonna

[you_tried]

seriously? why not?

[khajidont]

It always feels kinda gross when they're all over us. I don't like it

[you_tried]

yeah

I hate to admit it but you're kind of right

I guess I'll pony up the extra few bucks

[khajidont]

That's the spirit. I love being moral but broke

[.........]

other pertinent donut question is if you only want grade a in your hierarhy or a variety

[you_tried]

if you're asking whether I'll accept non-sprinkled donuts, the answer is: if I have to