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You think that if he could be charged with something I'd be telling you about it instead of the cops? I've kept an eye on things. Nothing's happened. I just know
Killer clown. Kills people for fun, but likes to hold off on stronger people for later I guess. He got put away for a few months for it so he's going to be more careful now
Super strong and fast and he's got some sort of stretchy powers going on. I've already told KF to warn the kids on his team to stay away from him
He has this thing about wanting people to get stronger before wanting to mess them up. He's not going to want to come and kill me in my sleep. He's going to want to fight me and I guess he wants me to know that he knows where I live??
it's not like I can't just find out where HE lives too and leave him big creepy notes. Ugh this is why keeping literal murderers in jail for four months is ridiculous
I'm just gonna say it now: please don't engage the clown. Seriously he'll just start getting creepy at you too and nothing will actually get done. He's not so much fanboy as much as he is all into potential and crap.
Unless he's killing someone again. Then please punch the clown and call me so I can punch him too
I don't know? I feel like engaging him is a bad idea and maybe it's better if he doesn't know that I know where he is but I also want to show him up? like HAH you're not the only one who can detect your way to people's houses
[Jaime you don't detect shit all. You just ask Scarab to do it for you.]
I'm a big boy and I can handle creepy but fine I GUESS I won't do anything to set him off
[ Also, does he actually have potential? Don't answer that. ]
do you think he'd get weird about it? MORE weird? like take it as a compliment or something? I don't know how this crap works, I'm not a clown whisperer
He's also genuinely really strong. Not that you can't handle really strong but it wouldn't be a fun time
[...like it is for Jaime, apparently. Whatever, he's ridiculously overpowered, and they both know that.]
Dude I don't know. This is kinda new to me. I think I've only held onto his attention this long because he already knows I'm keeping an eye on him because... kids
well there's redemption and then there's psycho clowns someone can stop robbing banks but how often do you hear "I used to be a psycho clown but now I work at the local vegan co-op" never, that's how often
I don't know why it's clowns. For some reason they can dress up like literally everything else and do nice harmless crimes but the minute you put on that makeup you're screwed
Not that harsh actually. Going AWOL got me a slap on the wrist and they always talks like that's a big deal. Not that I'm complaining bc man I don't want to go to jail again
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back up
now kids are involved? how bad does this get? because this isn't the kind of thing a guy can just KNOW about
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so tell me about this creep
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Super strong and fast and he's got some sort of stretchy powers going on. I've already told KF to warn the kids on his team to stay away from him
[EXCEPT JAIME'S CLEARLY NOT]
I'll have Scarab send over an image
[Enjoy.]
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I mean yes there's a disproportionate amount of evil clowns but
seriously?
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I'm just saying I don't think I've ever met a clown that wasn't off the charts creepy
so okay superpowered clown with a thing about kids. kids and murder. kids and murder and drawing hearts on your window.
I might start camping on your roof with a shotgun
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Not that I don't appreciate the shotgun backup
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I'll always be your shotgun backup even if the shotgun is metaphorical
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He has this thing about wanting people to get stronger before wanting to mess them up. He's not going to want to come and kill me in my sleep. He's going to want to fight me and I guess he wants me to know that he knows where I live??
it's not like I can't just find out where HE lives too and leave him big creepy notes. Ugh this is why keeping literal murderers in jail for four months is ridiculous
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those creepy murder-y fanboy things
gotcha. and may I add: gross.
[ Booster's never been popular enough to have his own Joker or whoever, but that doesn't mean he doesn't know the game. ]
I want to fistfight his lawyer
ARE you gonna leave him creepy notes? all "I've got my eye on you, buddy"? go breathe on his window?
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[And he's not even nearly as into Jaime as he is into Gon.]
Is it weird that it's kinda tempting? That's probably weird. I never used to have these problems
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I'm gonna punch me a clown
and no that's not weird. or if it is weird I'm backing you up anyway.
wait
unless he's into that?
ugh I don't know
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Unless he's killing someone again. Then please punch the clown and call me so I can punch him too
I don't know? I feel like engaging him is a bad idea and maybe it's better if he doesn't know that I know where he is but I also want to show him up? like HAH you're not the only one who can detect your way to people's houses
[Jaime you don't detect shit all. You just ask Scarab to do it for you.]
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but fine
I GUESS I won't do anything to set him off
[ Also, does he actually have potential? Don't answer that. ]
do you think he'd get weird about it? MORE weird?
like take it as a compliment or something?
I don't know how this crap works, I'm not a clown whisperer
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[...like it is for Jaime, apparently. Whatever, he's ridiculously overpowered, and they both know that.]
Dude I don't know. This is kinda new to me. I think I've only held onto his attention this long because he already knows I'm keeping an eye on him because... kids
Have you ever dealt with stuff like this?
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I dunno
straightforward?
[ There was Max, if they're discussing unpleasant superpowered standoffs, but that's a horse of an entirely different color. ]
I don't have the delicate touch
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[Okay, so he's dealt in trickery before, but who gives a shit about accuracy he just wants to whine about it.]
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other people get sent in for the long haul diplomacy type stuff
or whatever the word for evil clown diplomacy is
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[AND WE'VE HIT WAY OFF TOPIC]
I don't know if there's evil clown diplomacy so much as chill out and wait for him to mess up again so he gets arrested
Which makes me a non believer in redemption I guess but this is a pretty good exception to the rule
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someone can stop robbing banks
but how often do you hear "I used to be a psycho clown but now I work at the local vegan co-op"
never, that's how often
what I'm saying is I'm with you
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I don't know why it's clowns. For some reason they can dress up like literally everything else and do nice harmless crimes but the minute you put on that makeup you're screwed
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not that kind of crazy anyway
I'm still stuck on the "four months" thing
they're harsh on PLENTY of stuff
but apparently murder gets a slap on the wrist?
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But for murder and stuff? It's ridiculous
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and this is where i realize booster got too distracted to ask what he went to jail FOR babe
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