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[khajidont]

Like I couldn't get past that

[you_tried]

what if I go off the grid?

[khajidont]

Good luck advertising off the grid

[you_tried]

okay

point

plus I'd have to grow a hobo beard and I totally do not have the face for that

1/2

[khajidont]

Blonds and beards only work out like fifty percent of the time anyway

[shut up jaime you have three chin hairs]

[khajidont]

Though speaking of blond beards have you seen Green Arrow around? He has no beard and it's super weird. It's like his face is empty

[you_tried]

IT'S SO CREEPY, RIGHT??? it's like he's a whole different person. the man is 80% weird facial hair, I don't know who he is without it

[khajidont]

I met him once and literally all I can remember is the beard. I think that's his version of a mask.

I only got clued in by this guy because green + arrow + mask there's only so many dudes who do that

[you_tried]

you'd think it'd be hard to keep up a secret identity with that, right?

oh, that guy has the exact same weird goatee as green arrow

WHAT A CRAZY COINCIDENCE

[khajidont]

Detachable beard?

[you_tried]

that would be pretty smart

[khajidont]

Failsafe way of keeping the secret ID up. Everyone would be looking for the guy with the beard. He could just be like oh who me? I can't be green arrow. That guy has a beard

[you_tried]

I hate to break it to you, but it's very real

[khajidont]

Darn. I'm actually a little disappointed. My idea was really good

Why does he do it then?

[you_tried]

your idea WAS really good. a way better idea than having a beard like that just because. I have no idea why he does it. that's one of the great mysteries of life

anyway he had no idea who I was so I figure he's either from an alternate universe or he's just a little tiny baby arrow

an arrowling

a little nerf arrow

[khajidont]

omg I'm pretty sure he'd be majorly pissed if you called him that

Different universe, definitely. He was pretty hung up on being arrow not GREEN arrow and apparently he's the first hero in his universe. No justice society. He was a little prickly but I think he was just a little on edge because I dumped the whole alternate universe thing onto him. He seems ok

[you_tried]

note to self: call him that

he seemed grumpy but I guess I interrupted his broody man time or patrol or something

he was also not impressed by my offer of donuts

[khajidont]

I won't dispute his grumpiness. But I think maybe he's just freaked? He wouldn't even shake my hand so I'm not surprised that he wouldn't take food

I always accept donuts just for the record

[you_tried]

aww, baby's first alternate universe
they're so cute at that age

luckily I don't have to buy your approval. but I totally would. sprinkles, y/n?
for future reference

[khajidont]

I already ran into my first alternate universe back home. Wayyyyy ahead of the game

[Take that, Green Arrow!]

Seriously? Awesome. Sprinkles. Always sprinkles

[you_tried]

it's superhero initiation. good thing he's getting it over with early.

sprinkles are the best. the cream filled ones hide sinister secrets

[khajidont]

There's a hierarchy of donuts to be followed here. Chocolate with sprinkles are at the top, cream filled are at the bottom, but a donut of the lowest order is still superior to no donuts

[you_tried]

idk

I'm a donut snob

but Ted would probably agree with you. he's passionate about that kind of thing

[khajidont]

Wait are you saying that if there was a cream donut you just wouldn't eat it?

Ok you have to tell me your hierarchy of donuts now

[you_tried]

chocolate with rainbow sprinkles
not-chocolate with rainbow sprinkles
chocolate with not-rainbow sprinkles
all other kinds of sprinkles

the ranking system gets complicated after that