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[runningstart]

honestly its not worth researching im gonna think ur blackmailing him no matter what you say

[you_tried]

I guess that's fair but

uh

seriously why

[runningstart]

u guys just make a weird pair

plus i mean ur like what thirty years older than him thats weird too

[you_tried]

ha ha ha
(try 20)

[you_tried]

[ a few minutes later... ]

look you're being a punk and you don't deserve this but I'll tell you anyway because I'm amazing

it's kind of a weird situation

I'm
well
me and Beetles

there's history

that's why I was there when he first started with the whole spine bug thing
(which was news to me too)
I wish I could say I helped him figure stuff out but he handled most of it on his own

it's not like he needs me
but he's a good kid and I like him
that's it

boring story no blackmail sorry

[runningstart]

oh

right yeah

i guess it makes sense youd feel responsible for him ok

i will allow you to dad him

[you_tried]

nooooo no no no

no no no

no

not a dad thing

[runningstart]

please god let it be a little brother thing then

[you_tried]

I honestly never thought about it like that

he already has a perfectly good ACTUAL family

no need to bring superheroes into it

[runningstart]

whoa hey whoa whoa hey ok now im gonna take actual issue with that because whats that supposed to mean

superheroes dont make good family or something

[you_tried]

depends on the family
and the superheroes

I know you Flashes are all pretty much related

one big speedy family

[runningstart]

we are thank you and we love each other and are awesome so whats the big idea

because it SOUNDED like you were implying that superheroes are homewreckers

[you_tried]

we've been known to throw wrenches into the works
can't deny it

[runningstart]

well

[runningstart]

okay but like

[runningstart]

not ALL superheroes

[you_tried]

lol

are you the exception?

[runningstart]

THERES PLENTY OF HAPPY SUPERHERO FAMILIES ALRIGHT

[you_tried]

okay okay I believe you
jeez

I'm just saying
I don't need to introduce myself into one

calling it a dad thing or an uncle thing or whatever makes me sound

idk

clingy

[runningstart]

or it sounds nice because families are nice

but whatever im just saying super vague 'ive got history with blue beetles' makes it sound like u got beef

[you_tried]

I have the opposite of beef

which I guess is

salad?

[runningstart]

u have vegetarian lifestyle with beetles

[you_tried]

that better not mean something weird in teenager

[runningstart]

im from missouri what the heck could be weird about vegetarians other than them being vegetarians

[you_tried]

what does missouri have to do with anything?