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Comments

[khajidont]

Please learn to self edit

[you_tried]

YOU STARTED THIS

[khajidont]

I drew you in a very charming dress I don't see how that's starting anything

[you_tried]

the dress is less of a problem than the unibrow and the rain of spiders

[khajidont]

They're very cute spiders

[you_tried]

no such thing

[khajidont]

Do I need to start sending you pictures of spiders now too?

[you_tried]

PASS

[khajidont]

They'll come when you least expect it

[He's so full of shit. Jaime doesn't even like bugs.]

[you_tried]

don't make me block your number

[ like he knows how to do that. ]

[khajidont]

Like I couldn't get past that

[you_tried]

what if I go off the grid?

[khajidont]

Good luck advertising off the grid

[you_tried]

okay

point

plus I'd have to grow a hobo beard and I totally do not have the face for that

1/2

[khajidont]

Blonds and beards only work out like fifty percent of the time anyway

[shut up jaime you have three chin hairs]

[khajidont]

Though speaking of blond beards have you seen Green Arrow around? He has no beard and it's super weird. It's like his face is empty

[you_tried]

IT'S SO CREEPY, RIGHT??? it's like he's a whole different person. the man is 80% weird facial hair, I don't know who he is without it

[khajidont]

I met him once and literally all I can remember is the beard. I think that's his version of a mask.

I only got clued in by this guy because green + arrow + mask there's only so many dudes who do that

[you_tried]

you'd think it'd be hard to keep up a secret identity with that, right?

oh, that guy has the exact same weird goatee as green arrow

WHAT A CRAZY COINCIDENCE

[khajidont]

Detachable beard?

[you_tried]

that would be pretty smart

[khajidont]

Failsafe way of keeping the secret ID up. Everyone would be looking for the guy with the beard. He could just be like oh who me? I can't be green arrow. That guy has a beard

[you_tried]

I hate to break it to you, but it's very real

[khajidont]

Darn. I'm actually a little disappointed. My idea was really good

Why does he do it then?

[you_tried]

your idea WAS really good. a way better idea than having a beard like that just because. I have no idea why he does it. that's one of the great mysteries of life

anyway he had no idea who I was so I figure he's either from an alternate universe or he's just a little tiny baby arrow

an arrowling

a little nerf arrow