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Comments

[khajidont]

No but you're thinking about my friends' sexual awa

You know what I'm not typing that out. even the phrase is gross

I'm going to have to do something awful to February.

[you_tried]

again: I didn't WANT to think about it, I'm sure your friends aren't my type, no offense

what did poor February ever do to you?

[khajidont]

February is the month with the picture of the guy talking about my friends' sex lives

also the picture of the guy that thinks that 16 year olds haven't already figured that part out I'm just saying

[you_tried]

it's not really sex lives so much as solo um you know what never mind but point taken

[khajidont]

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[khajidont]

Okay you know what NOPE I'm done with this conversation

[khajidont]

Please learn to self edit

[you_tried]

YOU STARTED THIS

[khajidont]

I drew you in a very charming dress I don't see how that's starting anything

[you_tried]

the dress is less of a problem than the unibrow and the rain of spiders

[khajidont]

They're very cute spiders

[you_tried]

no such thing

[khajidont]

Do I need to start sending you pictures of spiders now too?

[you_tried]

PASS

[khajidont]

They'll come when you least expect it

[He's so full of shit. Jaime doesn't even like bugs.]

[you_tried]

don't make me block your number

[ like he knows how to do that. ]

[khajidont]

Like I couldn't get past that

[you_tried]

what if I go off the grid?

[khajidont]

Good luck advertising off the grid

[you_tried]

okay

point

plus I'd have to grow a hobo beard and I totally do not have the face for that

1/2

[khajidont]

Blonds and beards only work out like fifty percent of the time anyway

[shut up jaime you have three chin hairs]

[khajidont]

Though speaking of blond beards have you seen Green Arrow around? He has no beard and it's super weird. It's like his face is empty

[you_tried]

IT'S SO CREEPY, RIGHT??? it's like he's a whole different person. the man is 80% weird facial hair, I don't know who he is without it

[khajidont]

I met him once and literally all I can remember is the beard. I think that's his version of a mask.

I only got clued in by this guy because green + arrow + mask there's only so many dudes who do that

[you_tried]

you'd think it'd be hard to keep up a secret identity with that, right?

oh, that guy has the exact same weird goatee as green arrow

WHAT A CRAZY COINCIDENCE