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[you_tried]

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[khajidont]

[...and then a short amount of time later, the calendar is open to the month of January, where Jaime has liberally applied Brenda's colour coded pens. Booster is now wearing a red flamenco dress and is in the possession of a green unibrow and a matching goatee. There's a pink raincloud above his head, with tiny blue spiders falling from it. Somebody had fun.

The image has been renamed better.png.]

I fixed it

[you_tried]

HEY

YOU'RE DEFACING A WORK OF ART

although admittedly a work of art that was never meant for your tender young eyes

[khajidont]

Hey I left your face intact. I could have scribbled over that too but I just gave you a new do

[oh god not the puns NOT THE PUNS]

Apparently a buddy of mine bought them in bulk to give out at Christmas and most of us are my age so your work of art is being seen by a lot of tender young eyes right now

[you_tried]

I'm going to be responsible for so many sexual awakenings

[khajidont]

Ewwwwwwwwwwww

[THAT'S ALL HE'S GETTING]

[you_tried]

I didn't say I WANTED to be!!!

[khajidont]

No but you're thinking about my friends' sexual awa

You know what I'm not typing that out. even the phrase is gross

I'm going to have to do something awful to February.

[you_tried]

again: I didn't WANT to think about it, I'm sure your friends aren't my type, no offense

what did poor February ever do to you?

[khajidont]

February is the month with the picture of the guy talking about my friends' sex lives

also the picture of the guy that thinks that 16 year olds haven't already figured that part out I'm just saying

[you_tried]

it's not really sex lives so much as solo um you know what never mind but point taken

[khajidont]

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[khajidont]

Okay you know what NOPE I'm done with this conversation

[khajidont]

Please learn to self edit

[you_tried]

YOU STARTED THIS

[khajidont]

I drew you in a very charming dress I don't see how that's starting anything

[you_tried]

the dress is less of a problem than the unibrow and the rain of spiders

[khajidont]

They're very cute spiders

[you_tried]

no such thing

[khajidont]

Do I need to start sending you pictures of spiders now too?

[you_tried]

PASS

[khajidont]

They'll come when you least expect it

[He's so full of shit. Jaime doesn't even like bugs.]

[you_tried]

don't make me block your number

[ like he knows how to do that. ]

[khajidont]

Like I couldn't get past that

[you_tried]

what if I go off the grid?

[khajidont]

Good luck advertising off the grid